

Three Blind Mice Nursery Rhyme

Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
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Three blind mice. See how they run. They all ran after a farmer's wife, who cut off
their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life, as three blind mice?
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has been changed to read:
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A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity was observed
in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's uxorial adjunct.
The aforesaid adjunct then performed a triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely honed
bladed instrument generally used for subdivision of edible tissue.
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