Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
	Three blind mice. See how they run. They all ran after a farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life, as three blind mice?
has been changed to read:
	A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity was observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's uxorial adjunct. The aforesaid adjunct then performed a triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for subdivision of edible tissue.

    See also, these cross-references:

• Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill
  
• Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat
  
• Little Jack Horner Sat In The Corner
  
• Mary Had A Little Lamb
  
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
  
• Old Mother Hubbard